Monday, March 30, 2009
Found this one, serendipitously, in the neighborhood. While we appreciate the refined wit of swinging a hairy beanbag off the van to illustrate its manliness, we think it's redundant. It'd be like if Lindsay Lohan wore a t-shirt that read "Coke-sniffing gutter whore".
Yeah, no shit.
We know the van is B.A.--with or without the dangling man-satchel.
Also, bonus point for a pristine 3-rung ladder. Because how else are you gonna get way, way up there to that luggage rack?
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
We like the rugged look of this van. Though it has too many windows to be suitable for raping co-eds, it would be ideal for lurking slowing through neighborhoods, creeping out soccer moms. The unmatched paint on the driver's side door really brings it together.
Solid, American-made sickness.